Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
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Mormons are allowed to have hot sauce?
As long as it doesn't have too much pepper in it
Over here mayo and ketchup is burger sauce and its mainly eaten by pissheads at 2am slathered over cheesy chips and a kebab.