Mayonnaise? Fucking delicious. Easily the best condiment. Goes great on nearly everything.
You know those combination sauces that Heinz released a while back that everyone dunked on, like "mayochup" and "mayocue"? Also delicious. Mayo mixed with ketchup is the best sauce for fries, and mayo mixed with barbecue is great on sandwiches.
Every downvote on this post increases my self-esteem.
Ugh I remember quoting the west wing liberal speech but for mayonnaise to some chud on cth I wish we hadn’t lost all the comments.
Edit, trying again:
What did mayonnaise do that was so offensive to Chapo.chat? I'll tell you what it did. Mayonnaise got eggs into a sauce. Mayonnaise got eggs to be deviled. Mayonnaise created Aioli and lifted millions of dishes out of blandness. Mayonnaise ended dry sandwiches. Mayonnaise created tuna salad, potato salad. Mayonnaise inspired ranch dressing. Mayonnaise made coleslaw, artichoke dip. What did chapos do? They opposed every one of those things, every one. So when you try to hurl that label at my feet, 'mayonnaise,' as if it were something to be ashamed of, something dirty, something to run away from, it won't work, mr. chapo. Because I will pick up that label and I, I will wear it as a badge of honor!