Excuse me why the fuck would you ever pick up an armed chicken?

I'm not saying he deserved it but if you're dumb enough to pick up an armed fighting cock...

Obligatory plug of RLM's discussion on "Surviving Edged Weapons" (cop training video), here.

Bringing new meaning to cock and ball torture

tfw you have killed fewer cops than a bird

It's fair to say the cock won that fight fair and square.

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Comrade cock 😍

Comrade poyo https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/imagecomics/images/a/af/Poyo_Chew_001.jpg

I've heard multiple cases of this sort of shit happening, so I guess it's more common than you'd think?

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NPA rolling out big cock energy.

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