Yeah, get your foot up there. Look at that. That is totally professional. Look at that. I haven't seen that on there [gestures towards TV]. Look at that. Oh my god. Holy shit. Baby. Oh my god. Ah.

Uhh. Unbelievable. Really? [Gestures again towards TV] There's not one on there that - watch - that even comes close. She's doing 'assisted foot'. You don't need to do that, haha. She's getting an assist from him, she's going like -

Baby, how can we -- you've seem like you're getting a good workout, enjoying yourself. I think we could make billions of dollars. Really. You know, if you got like ten cents from a million views? That's a hundred thousand dollars.

[Lubricates foot]

Look, where's my phone? Grab that phone, baby. [Browses phone whilst receiving footjob.]

[TV : "Now, let's talk about what's it like to be a millennial."]

Okay, that's easy. Oh, God. Baby. Oh my God, you've got to see this. Yeah. I'm going to cum. Yeah, I've got you. Oh my God. Fuckin' unnh. Yeah. Oh god.

[TV : "Rolled chicken tacos are back, with your choice of dips. Only at Taco Bell.]

That feels good. That's the only real footjob I've ever had. Oh my God.

[TV : "The biggest deal is happening right now, at T-Mobile."]

    • VolcelPolice [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Thank you for calling this one in, by god it's a bad one. Also this was how we found out pinging people works!

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Yeah you have to type the ping a certain way for it to work, click the view source thing on my previous comment to see how. (It's the one that looks like a sheet of paper with the top right corner folded)

        • VolcelPolice [any]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Huh, thanks for that, I don't think I ever would have figured that out tbh

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
            ·
            4 years ago

            I'm a very smart user who figured it all out myself. Mommy says I'm a special boy.

            spoiler

            I oversaw some developers and admins testing it in an old megathread, and I'm copying them. No way I could figure it out myself.

                • VolcelPolice [any]
                  ·
                  4 years ago

                  Haha yeah I'm pressing the tick but it's not doing anything, you've devastated the volcel police with a cyber attack

                  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
                    ·
                    4 years ago

                    Yeah apparently I wasn't supposed to do that, everyone I've pinged is now complaining and I've been spamming the pings all day, sorry everyone I'll stop now. I didn't know this would happen. https://hexbear.net/post/44487