Look, I'll be honest, we've always been an island of self loathing, toadying pushovers who will never protest how shit conditions get for us because deep down we think we deserve it.

Our ruling class has had centuries on the American ruling class and is more depraved, inbred, stupid and evil than you can imagine. Pus from hereditary syphilus runs through their sagging veins instead of blood.

We are all suckling from the diseased teat of a long dead empire.

Please sink us. Please. You'll be doing us a favour.