In the criminal justice system, Gardening based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Gardening Unit. These are their stories.
two lawn care workers are taking a bag of clippings to the dumpster
Guy 1: “Yeah, well she just turned 14 ya know? So she thinks...”
Guy 2: “.....that she knows everything? Yeah my son Chaz was like that his sophomore year. The thing is, as a parent, you have to see it from their level in order to contend with it”
Guy 1: the only thing I’m about to contend with is an ice cold Molson after.....hey Jim what are you looking at?
Jim stares with a horrified expression into the dumpster he just dumped clippings into
In the criminal justice system, Gardening based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Gardening Unit. These are their stories.
two lawn care workers are taking a bag of clippings to the dumpster
Guy 1: “Yeah, well she just turned 14 ya know? So she thinks...”
Guy 2: “.....that she knows everything? Yeah my son Chaz was like that his sophomore year. The thing is, as a parent, you have to see it from their level in order to contend with it”
Guy 1: the only thing I’m about to contend with is an ice cold Molson after.....hey Jim what are you looking at?
Jim stares with a horrified expression into the dumpster he just dumped clippings into
Jim: “Call 911 right now...RIGHT NOW!”