if biden and trump can put aside their differences and join forces, think of how many electoral votes they could get. truly inspiring
You joke but do you know how well it would do if election night was just a special 2hour episode of The Apprentice? Montage of Donald talking about being a great deal maker and how he has to make is toughest deal yet, bringing in Biden as Co-CEO of America. Then a montage of Biden doing dumb lib shit. Donald and Joe sitting at the boardroom table together. Both of them handing out challenges to their prospective cabinet. They have to make and sell a presidential election ice cream flavor. Nobody knows ice cream like Joe Biden. Nobody knows how to sell it like Donald Trump. Tearful montage of Don Jr helping Hunter with his addiction. Bill gates and Zucc show up as guests for the next challenge, which is to make a youth app to challenge Chinese tik tok.
At the end they pick their cabinet and declare themselves to both be presidents of America. Do you realize how fucking successful that would be as a concept and a campaign?
"In the hopes of restoring bi-partisanship and civility to our great nation, I, Joe Biden, have decided to include republicans in my administration. Only together can we heal the divide and restore America's greatness !"
IIRC, they actually said shit like that. Should they do it, there's no way it won't raise a FEW fucking questions in some people.
If Biden wins I can't wait for all the opinion pieces about how the real winner was America.
