• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
          hexbear
          26
          10 months ago

          You can't go dungeon diving in ancient magical lost tombs without lips that look like you licked a hornet's nest.

          • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
            hexbear
            26
            10 months ago

            Besides the og Lara was supposed to be either Indian or South American as a bounty hunter, but cowards made her an upper-crust bougie B*itish instead. Oh well, I'll still keep playing that garbage.

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
      hexbear
      15
      10 months ago

      Her face is no where near weird enough. The first Crystal Dynamics reboot trilogy (by which I mean the one before the 2013 reboot) tried to keep Lara consistent with promotional CGI renders for the PS1 games. Unfortunately those were made in the mid 90s and she looked like a bizarre putty version of Angelina Jolie

    • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      23
      10 months ago

      Covering myself in foundation to cool my body and become invisible to thermal goggles like that one scene in The Predator.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
    hexbear
    46
    10 months ago

    These are the same people that go around calling people SJWs and snowflakesdata-laughing

  • @HornyOnMain
    hexbear
    42
    edit-2
    10 months ago

    "really unremarkable" my fucking ass, she looks great in the first one and like some futuristic sex bot gone on a rogue killing spree from a shitty sci fi horror film in the second

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
    hexbear
    40
    10 months ago

    Only gamers can see a woman that looks like a supermodel and say she isn't 'femme' enough and is unremarkable.

    Motherfuckers need to go outside and look at actual living human women.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexbear
      7
      10 months ago

      I miss your old avatar pic already owl-pissed

      Yet by saying that here it'd seem like I was pining for your ChapoTrapHouse version or something. meemaw

  • Magician [he/him, they/them]
    hexbear
    34
    10 months ago

    Are these the same people who hate it when women take off their makeup after complaining about fake women?

    I know the realism is just a fig leaf to enforce bullshit standards on female character depictions, but I'd love for a little consistency.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
    hexbear
    33
    edit-2
    10 months ago

    Lower poly characters would allow for larger and more detailed worlds.

    *runs away* Until next time!

  • @Chronographs@lemmy.zip
    hexbear
    23
    10 months ago

    I was all excited thinking I’d missed an announcement for a new Tomb Raider but not they’re just putting her in fucking call of duty