• WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    10 months ago

    The Vaush Particles have reached such a critical mass that everything is exploding and I'm being teleported around the universe like the beginning of Half Life.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      Hearing the words "V*ush Particles" makes me want to wear a hazmat suit and install a decontamination shower

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      We need a Half-Life mod where Freeman and his crowbar are replaced by a clown with a funny hammer. funny-clown-hammer

      • JuneFall [none/use name]
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        10 months ago

        Finally my modding skills come in handy (started with the original quake for fps and stopped with half life) again!

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          I remember when Team Fortress was just an ambitious Quake 1 mod. meemaw

          • JuneFall [none/use name]
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            10 months ago

            That was the best TF experience honestly. People weren't too skilled in it and you had that joy of stuff that wasn't done before. It basically was Overwatch or how those things are called with players having avatars which got different skills.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              10 months ago

              Smug internet people will call it nostalgia, but fuck that, it was a good time and I call a good time a good time. sicko-wistful

    • Egon [they/them]
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      10 months ago

      funny-clown-hammer BONK you have been hit with le funny clown hammer.
      funny-clown-hammer BONK we do not mention funny-clown-hammer

      I can't remember how the pasta goes sadly

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        10 months ago

        "Haha Tacoma is weepin-"

        BONK funny-clown-hammer

        You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

        "Lol he said the n-word in a stream and-"

        BONK funny-clown-hammer

        You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

        "lmao remember when he defended pedophilia by saying it wasn't any more exploitative than making laptops-"

        BONK funny-clown-hammer

        You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

        Making a post demanding others stop Vaushposting, and then realizing that you yourself have now Vaushposted

        BONK funny-clown-hammer

        You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.