I'm not necessarily saying that my guess of 600,000 dead by September 2021 is completely wrong or anything.

But... let's say, 1,000,000 by mid-April. What happens?

  • AssaultRifle15 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Exciting career opportunities in the rapidly growing grave digging industry.

    • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I have a friend who was a gravedigger and he said it was a pretty cool job, it just paid terribly. He got to drive a back hoe drunk and goth chicks were really into the idea of fucking a gravedigger lmao

        • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I think the fucked up emotional detachment outweighs the big tiddy goth GFs. Dude said after a while he would be stoked when the bodies were children because their graves took less time to dig and their caskets were really light 😬

            • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Yeah I mean it's considered an unglamorous job for a reason. Very high alcoholism rate in the funeral industry. They really need to unionize, the pay is about the same as a cashier at 7-eleven.

      • ElectricMonk [she/her,undecided]
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        4 years ago

        and then when you go on strike it causes mass panic, apparently British boomers still go on about the grave digger strike and how corpses were piling up in the streets (I doubt that)