https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1327393476003160064

    • GravenImage [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      traditional thanksgiving food is bad, especially turkey. love eating bland, dry

      Sounds like you should learn to cook. try spatchcocking it

    • The_word_of_dog [he/him]
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      4 years ago
      1. Brine it for like 48 hours

      Optional 2. Inject that shit full of butter and preferred spices before cooking.

      It's good lol

    • WetAssPossum [they/them,ey/em]
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      4 years ago

      Fuck I wish my family drank. All they do is eat cold casseroles and talk about how queer people are going to Hell. At least warm the fucking ham up Ruth! You took it out of the oven 5 hours ago and left it uncovered, it's colder than the lumpy as fuck mashed potatoes.

      Last couple times I spent time with family I snuck a flask, except for christmas when I had to drive my grandparents. I'm kinda glad covid has given me an excuse to not see my shitty family without making my grandparents, who are mostly alright, upset.

    • goldsound [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I listen to a football podcast for the Minnesota Vikings and one of the hosts (who also is actually a real leftist), is famous for his hatred of turkey as a Thanksgiving staple and as a meat in general and that's all that this comment makes me think of.