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Today I was notified by NHS Test and Trace that I must self-isolate as I have been in contact with someone who tested positive for COVID-19. I have no symptoms, but am following the rules and will be working from No10 as I continue to lead the government’s pandemic response.— Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson) November 15, 2020

We deserve this. Praying for a quick and decisive hospital stay.

  • Pol_Pan [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Call me a doomer, but I’m pretty sure nobody I want to will ever die from COVID. Except for Herman Cain, lmao

    • thethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I think you're right. Seems like if you catch it early enough you can hit it with that crazy anti-body cocktail they gave Trump and you're good to go. That's partially why I think the response everywhere has slackened considerably since March—the rich and powerful figured out how to deal with it and now don't care because only the plebs will die.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      One of my second uncles used to torture leftists during the Greek junta because he was a high ranking police officer and he got owned by COVID which was pretty cool.

  • ocho [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Can you catch covid twice? I've been wondering that for a while now

        • TheCaconym [any]
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          4 years ago

          No, a functioning immune system should develop immunity against most if not all infections you have ever encountered.

          For a limited time, and a time that varies depending on the individual. Though granted, if Covid is similar to other coronaviruses immunity should stay around one or two years at least for most people.

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        It is possible like it is possible with more or less every flu etc, but it is not common, and if you catch it again, you will almost definitely pass it very mildly because the immune response will be there.

    • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      there was a new strain of covid in HK that was stronger and could infect you a second time even if you already had it, so lets hope boris got that one

    • POKEMONGOTOTHEGULAG [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah, I spoke to a girl yesterday who had it twice. She said the second time she just had a bad headache. Women however are more likely to develop anti-bodies than men.

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    He'll most likely recover and then decide to defund whatever hospital treated him and say it's OK cause he'll name his next child after whatever doctor had the misfortune of treating his sorry ass.

  • Mike_Penis [any]
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    4 years ago

    :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party: