What a visionary.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Anybody remember Dan Akroyd's Crystal Skull Vodka? Part of the sales pitch in the video he put out was that they filtered it through diamonds. Now, that would chemically do nothing to the vodka. Diamonds are impermeable. It was all just theater, no smoke and mirrors, just showmanship. It wasn't "we filtered it through a secret process" no it was diamonds. A thing everyone should understand is useless. It really was interesting to see such a bullshit pitch delivered with a straight face. I mean he's a total cryptozoological crank so it checks out with his personality but I still think of that to this day whenever I think of bullshit pitches by venture capitalist cranks like Elon Musk.

    • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Thy were filtered through Herkimer diamonds, which he made sure to fully say every time he mentioned it in the ad, which I'm sure is because such an exotic and expensive-sounding gem must be a serious selling point. It probably isn't anything nefarious, like Herkimer diamonds actually being the nickname for a random type of quartz crystal, meaning he legally can't just say 'diamonds'. Nossir, Dan Akroyd is far more trustworthy than that.

    • charles_xcx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      what the fuck i had no idea that was dan akroyd's vodka brand lol. i didn't know it was "filtered" through diamonds either but the bottle is pretty cool and I always wanted to buy some just for that. but it's way too expensive for me

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        If the price was better I would buy it just for the cool bottle too. He should have just gone with that as his sales pitch, "this is good vodka in a kickass skull glass".

    • fed [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      Obviously you don’t want the filter ending up in the drink lol. I think the argument was that diamonds were an especially good filter. Also the diamonds were quartz lol