It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer
I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying
What if I told you mayonnaise is used as a dressing itself. I grew up in the south and my grandmother used to literally refer to mayonnaise as dressing, as in put some dressing on this sandwich. Just the thought of it now makes me gag.
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It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer
I finally looked up wtf ranch was
Yanks use that shit as a salad dressing?!
I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying
"Did you know that before they invented ranch nobody had ever eaten a raw vegetable before?" -Jim Gaffigan
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I'm a huge sucker for a spinach-basrd salad with a good vinaigrette, definitely the best way to do it
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They're made of the same ingredients
Cannibalism! 😱
It's like mayonnaise, but you get to put it on salad
What if I told you mayonnaise is used as a dressing itself. I grew up in the south and my grandmother used to literally refer to mayonnaise as dressing, as in put some dressing on this sandwich. Just the thought of it now makes me gag.
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What the fuck else am I supposed to dip my pizza crust in
Cuz Cool Ranch Doritos Dew it Right.
i'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: ranch or cool ranch
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