• AllTheRightEngels [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      It's mayonnaise with the absolute maximum flavor white people can handle added into it. Gives them a sense of adventure with the added benefit of destroying whatever flavor the food has to offer

      • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I finally looked up wtf ranch was

        Yanks use that shit as a salad dressing?!

        • AllTheRightEngels [comrade/them]
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          I'm sorry do you not look at salads and go this needs mayonnaise and cream added to it??? We do apparently, because having a meal with vegetables as the focus is fuckin terrifying

          • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            "Did you know that before they invented ranch nobody had ever eaten a raw vegetable before?" -Jim Gaffigan

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      • PeePeePooPooPeee [they/them]
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        What if I told you mayonnaise is used as a dressing itself. I grew up in the south and my grandmother used to literally refer to mayonnaise as dressing, as in put some dressing on this sandwich. Just the thought of it now makes me gag.

    • Canama [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      i'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: ranch or cool ranch