Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.

Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I was actually this close to putting down money for a startup with a coworker that would have been Trump and GOP themed colognes and body wash. The actual products themselves would have been completely generic to keep costs down, but the real spice would have been in the marketing and packaging. The scents were going to have names like "American Eagle," "Snowflake Tears," "Theodore Roose-svelte," and my personal favorite "Gun" in a bottle shaped like a pistol.