Think black rifle, but completely mask off. Point out that black rifle and other fascist coffee roasters are using 100% Arabica coffee beans. That just won't do for good Americans. I want to offer them an alternative, at a premium of course. 100% Robusta premium coffee. I'll charge 10% more than other leading fash lifestyle coffee brands for coffee that you can buy for nearly half the price wholesale.
Because it's shit, and they deserve shit.
Spray phytoestrogen on the beans and roll this plan into the gay soy agenda
Fascists thinking Muslims react to pork like vampires react to holy water was always the funniest shit.
Chuds in the UK would leave unopened packs of bacon outside Mosques which often resulted in it getting instantly picked up and donated to homeless shelters by the Imam lmao
I mean these people believe that Muslims are going to hell either way. It’s strictly about making sure that Muslim communities know who these bullets are meant for.
This is good but not as good as my fascist dating app "Swipe Reich."
These are the motherfuckers who would pop a fucking aneurysm if an LGBTQ person did absolutely nothing but wear a small pride flag pin, shouting until they're spraying spit everywhere about how that pin is WaViNg ThE gAy in their face.
Meanwhile their entire brand is "WOO GUNS BEER BOOBS AMERICA IS ONLY PLACE WITH FREEDOM LOUD NOISES"
No no it literally is, and not just for white people. I know several non-white people who bought a gun and it immediately changed their entire personalities to straight up "Gun Owner". As in their life now revolves entirely around The Gun and companies that sell Gun Accessories.
Freedom to spend hundreds of dollars to make a little piece of metal go ping downrange to own the libs.
You're forgetting to also post online about how you wish a "thug" would try to attack you so you could teach him some of the maners that his father never did, because the father was a deadbeat. And now I feel really gross
The comments on that video are pretty funny. So many TOTAL BADASSES all being super cool and manly and definitely not huge dorks.
Make sure you Robusta nut in each bag to give it that premium flavor
You know I've actually been getting advertising for a troop oriented tea brand recently and it reminds me of this idea. So you're possibly on the right track. They have ads saying like "Ghenghis Khan conquered all of Asia. He also drank tea." to assuage some kind of fragile masculinity about...drinking tea? I didn't realize that was feminine. Anyway, it's this thing:
https://www.rakkasantea.com/pages/about
This line in particular is horrifying: "RTC imports solely from carefully selected estates in post-conflict countries as a way to promote peace and economic growth." Oh cool, exploiting farmers who got roped into some CIA directed money laundering scheme in places the US just bombed. Delicious tea.
The Tea Party name is supposed to be ironic reminding of the time manly bostoners fucked up the supply of fancy tea posh Englishmen love so much.
black rifle
goddamn that is such a LARP name for a company that produces coffee
When I first saw it, I thought it was a joke, but then I read their description and it was so cringey.
They literally use "Offensive" and shit as a discount code, it's like a simulation of the far right
People pay top dollar for that civet feces coffee, maybe you could do something similar by feeding the raw coffee berries to hogs before recovering and roasting them. Pig Poop Brews.
There probably would be a market for coffee beans that were passed through the digestive system of a real Tier 1 operator because weird chuds worship them.
I worked in the coffee industry as a barista and store manager for like ten years and let me just say I know for a fact this would be a successful business model based solely on the fact chuds love to think they’re owning libs by wasting their own money
Coffee is such a good grift. Like 2000x mark-up if you make the the modern-minimalistic aesthetic and brew it one cup at a time
I always see bespoke box (cool stuff for men who aren't pussies) ads on tiktok and twitter and there was one with a coffee brewing device that looked like a minature meth lab.
Jesus those bespoke box / fun box things make me cringe so hard. It's like subscribing to an identity.
Beatnik box. We send you a curitated box of drugs once a month. This month is a 10 pre roll marijuana joints, a vial of racemic ketamine, ten strip of acid, 10 amphetamine chocolates, a spoon, some microfilter cottons, one gram of china white heroin, and one of those comical old timey syringes with the two loops.
Next month: 10 preroll marijuana joints but it's ditch weed and there might be a seed that explodes your face off, 2 time release seroquils but they're broken in chunks to defeat the time release, 100 tramadol pills, and a can of gold spray paint.
BANG!!!! And if you drink too many BANGS!!! Now introducing STOKED with cbd brought to you by BANG!!!
Nah man you gotta start a non-profit grift to fleece techlibs by teaching homeless people calligraphy or something so they have prettier signs while begging
OUR COFFEE USES CHRISTIAN BEANS. ARE YOU TRIGGERED? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸:rat-salute: :rat-salute: :rat-salute:
