It is nearly 5am, and I find this. Why ? Why did we, as a species, have to become like this ? What pushes people to cum into a minion jar and check the progress every day ? We are doomed, and every time I look into the abyss that is internet, it also gazes into me.
God is dead, and we killed it.
This is roughly on the same level as that 4chan brony who did the same thing with a Pinkie Pie toy
In fact, this will probably end the exact same way.
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how have you managed to get into this thread without previously having knowledge of the brony cum-jar
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No, no you do not
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My existence as the keeper of forbidden knowledge is both a curse and something that is synonymous with curse
Now, roll for sanity.
I got a 1!
That's good
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Thanks for providing enough information that I don't need to click the link to know the horrors it contains.
It was Rainbow Dash.
What did you achieve by dredging this memory up? Isn't a world where no one imagines what that smelled like better than the one we live in?
This is too much philosophy for someone who ate too much jerky
AKA me