It is nearly 5am, and I find this. Why ? Why did we, as a species, have to become like this ? What pushes people to cum into a minion jar and check the progress every day ? We are doomed, and every time I look into the abyss that is internet, it also gazes into me.
God is dead, and we killed it.
As a kid who once got sent to the school therapist for being existential, this is a far better explanation than early onset depression
"Have you tried not being sad? Like have you tried being happy, or experimenting with filling jars with bodily fluids?"
I wonder what path in my life has lead me to basically feeling nothing when look at the minion cum jar. My only thought was: I've seen worse cum containers.
I've given up on this universe ever since i learned that 4chan is full of people who just piss in the empty mountain dew bottles under their desk, while referring to that desk as their "battle station".
Posts from /b/ are the proof that mental health is something not only needed, but absolutely necessary. There probably were freaks before, but I think capitalism amplified this.
I kinda feel like this is that phenomenon where the thing was always there, we're just better at seeing it now because of communication tech
The tech did probably encourage more exhibitionists but you know what I mean
My brother-in-law used to clean out houses for estate sales.
Humans are filthy fucked up animals. One of the worst was a woman who chewed tobacco and spit on the walls everywhere -- for fucking decades folks. Decades....
What? Tf? Cums gotta fucking reek after being enclosed in a container. How do manage to make that happen without dying from puking
One of the funniest fuckin Chapo episodes out there for sure
My morbid curiosity wants to know if he actually kept going on to fill it fully.
cumming in jars was something of a trend on 4chan around 2010-2013. maybe before then too idk.
gross
at least this one isn't as aged as some of the ones i saw back then
Since we are on the subject, here is an all-time great I still have laying around:
I paused for a bit but honestly don't feel much dread. Maybe I'm on a delayed timer or something.
Probably desensitivation or something. Years ago it'd have horrified me, but now, I'm "just" in pain.
:agony:
I'll either pray for you or send good vibes if you're secular after this comrade.
4chan is a weird and bad place but this is just weird and not even 1/100th as bad as their normal posting.
This is roughly on the same level as that 4chan brony who did the same thing with a Pinkie Pie toy
In fact, this will probably end the exact same way.
how have you managed to get into this thread without previously having knowledge of the brony cum-jar
My existence as the keeper of forbidden knowledge is both a curse and something that is synonymous with curse
Thanks for providing enough information that I don't need to click the link to know the horrors it contains.
It was Rainbow Dash.
What did you achieve by dredging this memory up? Isn't a world where no one imagines what that smelled like better than the one we live in?
This is too much philosophy for someone who ate too much jerky
AKA me
Somehow the fact that it's referred to as a "project" makes it even more disturbing for me.
Reddit has a whole subreddit dedicated to this, r/cummingonfigurines
