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minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear9·4 years agoGotta blow your brains out after killing Santa, it's the only way link
minus-squareinvalidusernamelol [he/him]hexbear3·edit-24 years agoGotta go on a 3 movie arc of wacky hijinks that ends with Kevin Spacey crying because you got him a superman cape and let him watch thousands of kids in a crystal ball. Wait that's another weird Santa pun movie isn't it? link
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]hexbear4·4 years agoFred Claus, which isn't even a pun But still should have ended with someone blowing their own brains out link
You've violated the Santa Clause
Gotta blow your brains out after killing Santa, it's the only way
Gotta go on a 3 movie arc of wacky hijinks that ends with Kevin Spacey crying because you got him a superman cape and let him watch thousands of kids in a crystal ball.
Wait that's another weird Santa pun movie isn't it?
Fred Claus, which isn't even a pun
But still should have ended with someone blowing their own brains out
Specifically Kevin Spacey