And folks, it's deadly.
MEMES FROM THE FUTURE
Santa: Assad must go
Assad: Who must go?
Graph of christmas time covid spike
Assad laughing
Santa: Assad must stay
Assad: Who must stay?
Santa is declared general-secretary of the PSL as well President of the US
Assad laughing
I've been spending a lot of time in the mirror, practicing a Santa Claus struggle session against myself. Hopefully when I'm ready to post it, it really takes off.
Gotta blow your brains out after killing Santa, it's the only way
Gotta go on a 3 movie arc of wacky hijinks that ends with Kevin Spacey crying because you got him a superman cape and let him watch thousands of kids in a crystal ball.
Wait that's another weird Santa pun movie isn't it?
Fred Claus, which isn't even a pun
But still should have ended with someone blowing their own brains out
I mean if Santa Claus were real and immortal he would have been born centuries ago and survived multiple plagues, including the "Spanish flu", black death, red death, etc. Unless of course we're dealing with the Santa Clause version of the character who can die at any time but someone else always takes his place and is transformed into his likeness.
Jokes aside, I'm pretty sure the reason Fauci is saying this is because he doesn't want people to not do holiday shopping (even if more of it is done through online shopping, with delivery handled by UPS/Amazon/etc.) because the economy shitting the bed with no seasonal boost to GDP means more people die faster from lapsed health insurance and evictions when using corporate/wealthy taxes to pay for people to be alive without having to go out and work isn't an option.
I think it's cause he maybe a monstrous tool for global capitalism to kill people, but he's not gonna let little kids think Santa died of COVID.
