https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/12/business/mcdonalds-self-serve-soda-machines/index.html

  • AOCapitulator [they/them]
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    10 months ago

    phased out by 2032

    Holy fuck Mcdonalds plans further ahead than any branch or politician within the US government

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      How the fuck does replacing a drinks machine take 9 years?

      • YouKnowIt [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Well they're all franchises so it's less of a direct replacement and more of convincing a few thousand small business owning boomers to change something that's been working for them. Probably takes that long just to make sure they don't try to do a coup

  • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Every restaurant will become a ghost kitchen thanks commies

    • Facebones@reddthat.com
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      10 months ago

      I know you're being silly, but it's Fun how any negative effect of late stage capitalism is inherently blamed on communists and socialists in a country where the farthest left any actual person in power gets is still right of center. 😂

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Ask a capitalist and a communist to criticize each other's ideas, and they'll both criticize capitalism.

  • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Now I can't create my own soda, which is the best part of fast food soda. Otherwise it's just a shitload of sugar I could've just gotten at the store for cheaper.

    Those one-dispenser machines with touchscreens preserve this spirit of alchemy, although they're inherently more gross because different sodas coming out the same hose messes stuff up.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    10 months ago

    very-smart How to tell if your society has become an overly conservative wasteland of stagnation

    1. Are your citizens consumers willing to give up access to a self-serve soda fountain for increased "consistency of experience"?
    2. That's all, that's the book
    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      10 months ago

      Its crazy because soda is basically free. Sugar, water, and carbonation are pennies on the gallon to produce. There's no real cost to "Free Refills" given that they're selling you 64oz cups for $5/ea already.

        • edge [he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Even then, they’d be saving next to nothing and likely losing more business than they save. So it’s not extracting a few extra pennies so they can say profits went up, it will probably lose them money.

        • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          10 months ago

          They first started phasing them out mostly to look like they gave a shit about COVID, as they could conceivably be vector for infection.

          I think the reason they're sticking with it is mostly to reduce maintenance and related overhead from running the machines rather than the actual cost of soda.

          • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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            10 months ago

            I totally see it as a disease vector. With that in mind, I can accept the existence of a set of circumstances where I agree they should be done away with. If it wasn't part of an overarching push to privatize every space in society and you could readily expect to get a refill without being hassled, sure

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          10 months ago

          At some point, I think its just someone saying "We shouldn't give anything away for free" up in corporate.

  • Owl [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    I'm glad they're giving nine years notice. That'll give biologists a chance to study and preserve specimens from this unique microbiome before their habitats are destroyed.

    • Melonius [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      They'll establish several McDonald's wildlife preserves where the coke runs like waterfalls

  • Spahija@lemmygrad.ml
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    10 months ago

    The fast food chain is eliminating its self-serve soda machines by 2032 at its US restaurants

    Economic planning in action.

  • huf [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    you guys had self-serve soda machines? is this what we lost the cold war for?! to get worse mcdonalds than the US?

  • HexbearGPT [comrade/them]
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    10 months ago

    Wondering how many Americans will commit mass shootings at McDonald’s because of this. I’m going to say at least 5.

  • doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 months ago

    All the McDonald's here already have. I hate it.

    Let me drink a catastrophically large amount of coke zero, Ronald, it's the only reason I liked you anyway!