I like these kinds of threads just not when reddit is answering them

Damn, u mfs living wild lives. Mine is boring af compared. Thanks for the cool stories to read on my break

  • Electrickoolaide32 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    A very unsettling experience, and another friend of mine pointed that out to me after the strangling, like a “hey didnt he like wreck a fucking golf cart with you in a few years ago? “ and we both came to the realization that he’s like tried to kill me a few times. It was and still gives me a deep chill.

    To the point about the strangling, it was over a game of trivial pursuit and it was another instance where I was like “you’re wrong” and then i got the right answer. He was also grinning and laughing while he tried head locking me. I grabbed the phone next me and beat him in the head with it until he let go and then i just gave him a good phone bomb and threw the whole thing at him. Told him to get the fuck out and then threw his ass out.

    That is bizarre about the phone though, I had a friend who’s ex would hide his shit all the time to keep him around. It was fucking strange