EDIT: adding my sources for these stats up here. (I posted a comment with them but it seems like a lot of people aren't seeing it.)
40% of American adults believe in young-earth creationism
77% of American adults believe angels are real - kind of an old source (2011) but I don't get the feeling that the number has dropped a whole lot since then
EDIT2: I found a more recent figure for belief in angels: 72% as of 2016. Thanks @T_Doug
"Lo and behold, Gabriel visited me in my dreams and told me that God wants us to read Capital and seize the means of production!"
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And you still don't do it.