wut
hahahaha what the fuck is this shit
imagine aliens come to earth and dont observe, dont enslave, dont annihilate. they just establish communications specifically with the most brutal extant empire and one of its client states and no one else. i wish i had a brain smooth enough to believe it
Exactly. Since I don't have those glasses, I just operate on the assumption that roughly half the people I meet are aliens.
they just establish communications specifically with the most brutal extant empire and one of its client states and no one else
When you have watched too many of your own propaganda pieces in film form.
The Jerusalem Post was unable to reach out to this supposed Galactic Federation for comment.
bruh
Lmaoooo. Imagine you’re an alien life form scouting the infinite seas of the multiverses and you find this strange little planet that has grown “intelligent” life and you decide to see what’s going on.
And you land in fucking Israel.
So they're hostile... - if they were friendly to humanity they'd picked two other countries.
There was an old conspiracy, back before conspiracy theories were mainstreamed and it all became super fascist, that the US was going to fake an alien contact crisis as a way to establish NWO.
I brought this up as a joke with the monolith shit the other day but with this on top of it they might actually be going for it lol
I doubt it though.
Basically lmao
They also claimed that they might fake the second coming of christ instead
Monoliths are going to turn out to be some sort of Pepsi marketing scam. We'll find out Superbowl Sunday.
I was thinking Disney must have bought the rights to 2001: A Space Odyssey and were hyping their shitty sequel
Majestic 12 was another old one that basically claimed that ET controlled the United States and only a select group of fat cats knew about it.
Turned out to be some sort of CIA or DIA disinformation op.
Everyone here should watch the documentary Mirage Men. The government has a weird obsession with fucking with UFO people to the point of driving some of them completely insane
Yeah I meant overtly fash. Conspiracy theory groups have always been politically stupid as shit, just not always as bad as they are now
McVeigh bombed OKC because he was terrified of the NWO.
I guess settler-militias in the west were more cryptofash back in the day, but most of us have always seen them for what they were. Black helicopter NWO shit is anti-semitic and fash to its roots.
I mean I was a dumbass kid at the time I was reading about this stuff so the fascistic tendencies of it all probably went over my head.
If I went back and re-read through it instead of just vaguely remembering it I'd probably would have worded things more in line with what you're saying.
No doubt. Having trump to focus on definitely let a lot of them go more mask off.
very interesting.... I wonder how that scenario would play out. I'm taking notes
- Step 1: be former israeli space security chief, realize you quite like money. But you're unemployable at 87.
- Step 2: embrace the grift, get a book out, and start rambling publicly about aliens.
- Step 3: profits !
The aliens are skilled anthropologists, engaging with the US because they recognize them as the leaders of human social formations. Its them being culturally sensitive, it's not a tacit endorsement.
Aliens are Zionists. Great. They all have picrew avi's and call Jeremy Corbyn an antisemite.
Earth has been kicked out of the Galactic Labor Party for not saying more to criticize alpha Centauri 7 for their antisemitism.
Wonder what the Galactic Union of Soviet Socialist Republics says about this?
The aliens have been telling them to cut it out with the apartheid. Israel told them to fuck off and that’s why they haven’t landed yet.
The Galactic Federation has said humanity isn't ready until we acknowledge there's a difference between criticising Israel and antisemitism
- taps forehead*
Israel can't be an illegitimate state if all states are illegitimate in the eyes of a higher power.
"Former head of Israeli space security program says aliens exist, but they think humans aren't ready, so they only communicate with the governments of the US and Israel. Trump found out and was going to tell everyone, but they convinced him to keep quiet. "
https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1336042449551036416
That's the funniest take on aliens I've heard in a long time, and I've been on the UFO scene for a long time now,
Jeez I guess the aliens have mind control then. How else could you get Trump to stfu about something.
The aliens have a video of him peeing on the bed Obama sleeps in at the space station.
Aliens have a video of him trying to get a 500 year old alien (which I their society is underaged) to pee on him while in Obama’s bed.
