Disney, having their corporate tentacles everywhere, conspires to cancel the election after economic indicators in the lead up to the election show a recession is developing. A bipartisan amendment is passed giving the leader of Disney all power, because of course a corporation can be relied on to be a modern-day Cincinnatus. The masses fill with despair, as the leader of Disney is set to make a first public announcement... but then Bernie Sanders walks up to the podium wearing one of those Mickey mouse hats and starts to speak. It turns out that Bernie Sanders engaged in covert operations to seize control of Disney from the inside. Yes, Bernie Sanders did a Blanquism, and managed to install himself as the leader of Disney behind the scenes. The masses cheer, we are liberated! Within weeks, Disney is broken up and nationalized, and the good comrade establishes socialism