• MelaniaTrump [undecided]
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      4 years ago

      Cop: "just following the judge's orders"

      Judge: "just following the law"

      Lawmakers: "just following what the voters want"

      Voter: fucking homeless

      • SowTheWind [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        Landlord: "I need to pay the mortgage and taxes"

        Mortgage company: "I need to make money for the stockholder"

        Stockholder: "Stonk go up"

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]M
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        4 years ago

        Only thing that beats the Nuremberg trials is the Soviet's antifascist justice program after ww2.

        And whats the Soviets antifascist justice program you ask? Well that's simple: shoot the fucking nazis dead. Problem solved.