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  • LibsEatPoop2 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This is not real. This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.

    JFC that was a show for kids. It was bright and colorful and for kids. You're killing the entire aesthetic. This is like making a gritty My Little Pony, only with actual horses. I hate this. Why are you doing this? Ugh. This show is, like, a big part of my childhood. It wasn't a show boys were supposed to watch, so I had to watched it in secret. That kind of idea of what it meant to be a boy ran deep in me. Like, I would join in when my other friends would make fun of a "girly" friend of ours. I wouldn't play certain sports because they were girls' sports. Or when a girl I was a friends with (she was literally the only one I knew who read any books so we'd bonded over that) invited me to her birthday and I turned her down because I was embarrassed/ashamed that my dad had gotten to know about it. I was so fucking afraid of being thought of as girly or sensitive or emotional. Even today I have trouble letting myself feel things and not just repressing anything I think of as a weakness. Anyways, dunno why this turned into a rant about childhood toxic masculinity but seeing Winx Club just brought back all those memories and emotions.

    This sucks. I hate Netflix. I hate Prime Video. I hate Disney Plus. Just let people make shit they care about and stop trying to abuse our nostalgia. You cut shows like Tuca and Bertie and then give us this shit. Fuck off.

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      gritty My Little Pony, only with actual horses

      ...and they don't talk. The entire movie has to be interpreted from their neighing and body language. We'll get George Lucas to direct.

    • TheCaconym [any]
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      4 years ago

      Just let people make shit they care about and stop trying to abuse our nostalgia

      Sometimes, very rarely, they get it right when it comes to remakes though. The new She-Ra was absolutely awesome.

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        The thing with the new She-Ra is that you can put it next to the old She-Ra and say "these are the same series, just with different art direction because they were made 35 years apart". Same with new/old My Little Pony, same with the recent Samurai Jack and Rocko's Modern Life special. This feels like a completely unrelated script that they had sitting around that they shoved the Winx Club brand into because they didn't think it would be possible to sell otherwise.

        • TheCaconym [any]
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          4 years ago

          Right; never saw the original She Ra to be honest. I watch very little animated content in general (basically Frisky Dingo / Archer / ATHF / Bojack and that's it) but my SO really insisted I watch the new one and boy was she right. Watched it entirely twice.

    • cadence [they/them,she/her]
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      4 years ago

      It wasn’t a show boys were supposed to watch, so I had to watched it in secret.

      not saying you're trans but wow if this isn't the most stereotypical trans thing I have ever heard in my life