I’ll lend some old man advice, because I feel like an old man seeing these questions from high school kids (also, good for you for not being a lib like I was at your age):
“Hi this is sergeant asshole with the US Army is this TheBigCat?”
(Tired, sleeping in, cocky from summertime sex) “Uh huh.”
“Have you considered enlisting?»
“I wouldn’t die for this country or any of the slobs that live in it.”
I’ll lend some old man advice, because I feel like an old man seeing these questions from high school kids (also, good for you for not being a lib like I was at your age):
“Hi this is sergeant asshole with the US Army is this TheBigCat?”
(Tired, sleeping in, cocky from summertime sex) “Uh huh.”
“Have you considered enlisting?»
“I wouldn’t die for this country or any of the slobs that live in it.”
“...Fair enough”
Never got another call.