Play the part of like really wanting to enlist but being afraid of being bullied by your friends for it
If you have time, just waste thier time
Just go along with it, thats less time they can get someone else
Yeah, feign interest and be very obtuse. Make plans to meet during the weekend and no show
They get a stipend to take their potential victims to lunch. In other words, get a free meal out of it.
"i'll serve crack before i serve this country" is a classic but they've probably heard that a bunch by now :/
God, It says how fucking PMC I've gotten that it took me 2 min to realise that it's a military recruiter and not a corporate one.
Do the whole "OwO *notices bulge*" pasta then bark at them unceasingly
Hmm I would but seems like they're either gonna be sensitive or dumb and I don't want to deal with cops thinking I'm threatening
If its Army, use "jarhead"
If its Marines, use "soldiers"
If its Navy, use "semen"
... I never heard one for Airforce so you're on your own there.
Honestly respect to her, that's the only troop I respect. One that encourages people to get out of the imperialist machine
Tell them to stop texting you and to get on with killing unarmed civs, your Raytheon dividends aren't going to make themselves
"Will I get to drone-bomb my cousins wedding in Yemen? Plz respond."
Respond with enthusiastic interest but in uwu-speak
"OwO dat swounds wike an awazing owotwunitwy! I awways dweamed of bewing awble 2 swerve my cwuntwy!"
