(415) 730-23__
That’s only 100 numbers to try and the area code and prefix implies that they’re around San Francisco (Pelosi’s district), specifically around Fairfield and the carrier is Verizon.
I’m commenting every single possible number. If you have a burner and some time, call the first number you see without a response and let us know if it works. Alternately, just call a single number if you’ve got a friend in San Francisco. Plausible deniability
I’m also now crossing out and downvoting all confirmed non-answers. Only upvote ones that sound promising. We’ll have to figure out a way to retry numbers that went to voicemail without spamming people. DO NOT RETRY NUMBERS YET
Update: All numbers have been called. We’ve narrowed it down to 14. Waiting until tomorrow to call again so we’re not bothering people. These are all west coast numbers and it’s currently midnight there
Update 2: As far as I know, no numbers were retried today. Shame
That’s why we shouldn’t spam her. There has to be a better bit
sign her up for a bunch of scam services and political text messages?
you gotta play it off like "Nancy, this is ____" and see if she bites, not just hang up!
Narrowed it down to 14 numbers (see below). Taking a break for the night
Male voice answered, very staticky and hard to hear. Possible Latino or Middle Eastern accent
Answering machine, male voice saying "hi this is 2374. leave a message!"
Crossed off under the assumption she’s not using a fake name
It starts at 1:07:35 for anyone interested. Schumer pulls out a boomer flip phone, some lib implies that caller id may not work if he gets an important call like from Pelosi, and then Schumer basically confirms he memorizes phone numbers like it’s still 1993 and gives out Pelosi’s digits
@Beatnik @ScreamoBMO pin this thread, are you kidding? Chacha is going boston bomber on pelosi's phone number and I want everyone to be here for it
meh, it will work for like 10 whole minutes before she replaces her number - if she hasn't already done that.
I‘ll spring the trap, what the fuck is chacha (no, not the dance).
Sometimes I am deeply ashamed to be a member of this community.
So, everyone on chapo dot chat is gonna end up on the no-fly list over this, aren't we?
I mean there's a chance we're already on some sort of low-tier watch list, so props to Schumer for power-leveling us.
So, everyone on chapo dot chat is gonna end up on the no-fly list over this, aren’t we?
Unless you're some teenager and this is your first rodeo, odds are you're already on a watchlist from some other internet platform you've used.
Personally, I find the idea of being banned from one of the most wasteful and toxic modes of transport to be pretty rad.
There's probably other consequences I'm not considering, though.
low tier watch list
If I say "guillotine" does that mean I get to be on the premium tier? I wonder when (and how) I get notified of my upgrade.
Looking forward to a fun get together in central park with my friends
Commenting just to be a part of history :che-laugh:
Also to be a part of an even cooler government watchlist than the ones I'm assuredly already on
if Schumer just gave out a fake number to troll everyone, damn, well played.
Hello? Operator? Ah yes, please connect me to (696) 969-6969 please and thank you.
In 2017, he claimed to have every Senate Dem's phone number memorized. It's probably real, and he gave it away out of hubris orto piss off Nancy over some slight.
Schumer also has a cell phone from 2005. I feel that's important to mention.
How dare you mock him, sir. To better understand them - he uses the same phone owned by his imaginary couple.
something weird to see a bunch of random people zooming in from their small nyc hallways/apartments/dining rooms whatever and then chuck schumer in the fucking cavernous gold-plated halls of the senate(?)
