Ok, I just had the best idea for a horror movie:

Imagine if ghosts were real. Sounds like a standard ghost movie, right? WRONG!

Imagine if every chicken, cow and pig you've ever eaten suddenly decided to haunt you?

MOTHER. FUCKING. CHICKEN GHOST ARMY.

I'm going to be so rich. :party-sicko:

  • yeahjeets [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral ghost hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play

    • Washburn [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Super Soaker full of holy water.

      Better get quick refilling it though since the LIEberal FACISTS banned swapping your tank with a 2 liter bottle 😡