• FRIENDLY_BUTTMUNCHER [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My new goal is to radicalize my FBI agent.

    Hey, did you know that more money was stolen through Civil Asset Forfeiture than was stolen in all burglaries combined in the USA? Shit's fucked, Mr. Spook. What do you think of that?

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Nah dude FBI are ideological. It's a secret police service with the explicit purpose of serving the state. You've gotta be eagle pilled for that shit.

        • spectre [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Ideology is intertwined with material conditions though. Our agents are eagle pilled because:

          he’s likely a middle class white boy who benefits from status quo, so even if he acknowledges that it’s fucked [he probably won't cause he's eaglepilled], he won’t be inspired to do anything [so it really doesn't matter either way]

    • fuckhaha [any,none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      idiot you never look in the mirror. Cover your mirror s in velvet you never look in the mirrors

  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I got the pixie cut I've been thinking about and it looks good as hell I'm so cute right now 😳

    Hope others are having a good day :)

  • poke_dex [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    holy shit the new stimulus has me down more than I thought it would. I genuinely have lost count on how much it weighs me down that establishment dems and reps truly do not give a fuck about us and especially essential workers. "Do you want to risk your life for the stonk line? Here is $600 and only just once!"

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      And then you see some of the other shit that they are throwing money at and its just wild. Another billion for Trump's border wall, money for "promoting democracy" in Hong Kong (and other places I'm sure), and other terrible shit. They really don't care and they don't care if its obvious.

  • thelasthoxhaist [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    my mom's pet chicken was sick for 3 days and couldnt stand up, after one day of vet medicine he is now standing up and im happy for that

  • adfsadfsadfsadf [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    I just got an email from my 70 something neighbor. I had said the next time I give her tablet a checkup I'll put a "Podcast" folder into her bookmark bar. She said...

    I can listen to podcasts?

    I am going to give her permission.

  • Zman51 [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    You know what I don't miss from r*ddit? People who really want to debate you and get increasingly hostile regardless of how you reply.

  • FRIENDLY_BUTTMUNCHER [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Grandpa Simpson telling little kids about wearing an onion on your belt, but it's about the concepts of 'snow' and 'ecological diversity' instead.