Now, if you excuse me, I’m late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It’s one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving!

I heard a story that a lady was doing that, and she accidentally stomped on one of them and the rest went into an enraged frenzy and chewed half her foot to the bone.