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Pretty wild that having your own FBI agent is a popular meme but Am*ricans still go off on China for that shit
it is baffling and confounding that no one realizes that US companies are the state. this isn't something that one needs to be a Marxist to understand. When they talk about both Google's and the US's spying, do libs say "yeah one is just fine but the other one is the scary problem" ? . No but when chinese companies spy, every lib says in unison "and that's how the CCP spies on you." Almost like "their profit motive isn't pure enough for me to trust them b/c they are on orders from the CCP, but US companies are corrupt enough for my trust."
Can we take a moment to just sit back and appreciate the curtain being pulled on how completely arbitrary and fake the monetary system is as money is handed out here and there to all of us desperate peons... Then sit further back and just really revel in what the world is like right now, the sheer absurdity and madness of it all. It's horrific and shameful to even have to partake in any of this as the last remaining forests around me are bulldozed for apartments, we really need to remember direct mutual aid and cooperation and self sufficiency to actual live again as dignified humans, because this is just an embarrassment as a society, as a species, as sentient beings...
Had you thought yourself rid of me, Mr. Chapo? Thought changing your name from 'Trap House' to 'Dot Chat' would throw Gorka off your trail? Ha! Rest assured, Mr. Chapo, like a remarkably tenacious bloodhound, Gorka always finds the sent!
You may have thought the election of BIDEN the final move of our little game. But this is no checkmate, Mr. Chapo. You have declared 'uno', failing to notice I have gathered a hand composed entirely of Draw-4 Wild-Cards! The last four years have merely been the opening moves!!
The game, as ever Mr. Chapo, goes on! Aha!!
Now, if you excuse me, I'm late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It's one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving! Muahahaha!!!
Ah, but I reveal too much. Till we meet again, Mr. Chapo.
Now, if you excuse me, I’m late for one of those spa appointments where little bottom-feeding fish nibble the dead skin from your feet. You really should try it, Mr. Chapo. It’s one of the many under-appreciated luxuries of modernity. A luxury that shall soon disappear for all but the most deserving!
I heard a story that a lady was doing that, and she accidentally stomped on one of them and the rest went into an enraged frenzy and chewed half her foot to the bone.
What a positively delightful anecdote! I shall have to remember it for certain... 'freinds'.
Yeah, once you see their jaws go when they're angered you understand why they're called the hummingbirds of the sea.
A part of me keeps going out of a sick desire to see what happens next. We're living in a period where the trends are relatively predictable, but the specifics change almost day by day. How exactly will empire collapse? Nobody knows, so don't touch that remote!
There's an old joke that you would curse a person by wishing them to live in "interesting times". Well, this is certainly interesting - but I don't feel all that cursed. Civilization has a 12 thousand year history, and we get to see what may be the single most interesting portion of that.
I'm morbidly curious to see what happens next, and I live to find out if my Doomer predictions are correct. That's really it, real sicko shit.
I heard NPR talking about the pardons, and they described the blackwater guys massacring Afghani civilians as, "an incident" before moving onto the next topic. Fuck this country.
Yeah but there's literally nothing else political on the radio in my area except conservative pundit stations. And there's 3 of those.
Freedom of speech is when you can get arrested for posting an encryption key but you can yell the n-word at black people
Imagine if trump was the trump he was today the whole time. The dems would of got obliterated
I really miss the charismatic leaders of the Left in the US. It seems all the left has is nerdy podcasters, policy wonks, streamers, socdem politicians etc. There are no "superstar" organizers who do direct action, no labor leaders commanding huge unions and giving big speeches, no generals of leftist militias etc.
I'm convinced that some form of Anarchism is in America's future considering the country's deference to Authority on many levels. Always remember that Anarchists are on the terrorist watchlist and not MLs.
If there were any they'd be axed anyway... yes I'm being doomer, and I feel justified in it
Angela Davis is technically still around. Kinda wonder why we don't hear from her more. She's old, sure, but still younger than Bernie. I'm not suggesting she run for president or anything, but she doesn't seem to have a lot of presence in left media these days.
unironically the gay/trans agenda is just "make the world safe for us"
Really strong "staring at the clock ticking down the hours until I can go back home to building communism in a video game" vibes today.
What if instead of MLs it was MILFs and the vanguard party was made up of hot older ladies 🥵
@vertexarray moves to change the pluralization of milf to milves. Is there a second?
It has been moved and seconded that the pluralization of milf is changed to milves. All those in favor, upbear. All opposed, downbear.
The upbears have it: the motion carries. The pluralization of milf will heretofore be milves. ☑️
