And it’s gonna be for some stupid reason too, like he isn’t gonna fund an oil pipeline spanning Michigan to New Mexico by 30 billion, but rather 25 billion, and some Q dipshits gonna just fuckin’ lose it.

This is it

This is the future

    • P00h_Beard [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      Throwing a banana peel onto the white house lawn is gonna be considered felony conspiracy to commit murder.

      • Sushi_Desires
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        4 years ago

        you have to sneakily eat the banana and then drop the peel down your pant leg like steve mcqueen

    • TheJoker [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Given the fact that it’s Biden, realistically he’ll just have another aneurysm, and it will be covered up for almost a month while rumors spread that he hurt himself while playing with his dog. Can’t wait.

    • GreatestWhiteShark [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      like a cable or probably literally a banana peel because comedy is dead

      Oh on the contrary, this would prove that comedy is very much alive