And it’s gonna be for some stupid reason too, like he isn’t gonna fund an oil pipeline spanning Michigan to New Mexico by 30 billion, but rather 25 billion, and some Q dipshits gonna just fuckin’ lose it.
This is it
This is the future
Throwing a banana peel onto the white house lawn is gonna be considered felony conspiracy to commit murder.
you have to sneakily eat the banana and then drop the peel down your pant leg like steve mcqueen
Given the fact that it’s Biden, realistically he’ll just have another aneurysm, and it will be covered up for almost a month while rumors spread that he hurt himself while playing with his dog. Can’t wait.
like a cable or probably literally a banana peel because comedy is dead
Oh on the contrary, this would prove that comedy is very much alive
I figure if they didn't assassinate Obama, they're probably not going to go after Biden.
Besides, the far right shows a general preference for targets like schools and places of worship. Most of them are cowards who can't take return fire.
I figure if they didn’t assassinate Obama, they’re probably not going to go after Biden.
Ah but you forget, we're living in the chaos timeline now. He'll be the most milquetoast 'inoffensive' president ever and some chud will still merk him for some weird reason
And when they do take return fire they take one to the head like the Dallas shooter
It would be funnier if it didn't immediately lead to Girlboss President Kamala Harris
Luckily for us, she probably won’t last long :putin-wink:
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JFK was assassinated cause he said stuff that made it seem like he was going to threaten power, joe biden doesn't threaten anyone.
Oh come on now you know he's gonna give as much money to the pipeline as needed.
He'll call it green energy jobs and he'll paint one tiny piece of the pipeline green
My prediction is the republicans begin the impeachment process the day after he’s sworn in
I don’t know about this but I do feel like at some point someone who has been destroyed by covid is gonna point a gun at the people responsible.
Honestly the irony of basing your campaign and political history on reaching to the other side only to be assasinated is so big that its beautiful
