Amid yet another ‘racy thumbs-up’ scandal, a Brazilian bikini model said that a ‘like’ from Pope Francis’ Instagram account last month not only boosted her following and profits, but also inspired her to post humbler photos.
My child, while I respect your commitment to abstinence, I would ask that you understand the great multitude of my brothers and sisters here in Rome who have sought desperately, with every means imaginable, to keep me from expressing my admiration for these wonderful ladies. You are merely the latest of many to attempt such an endeavour. With all due respect, I believe that you may find that I am "out of your league."
You are but a man, and an old one at that. Time is the greatest volcel officer of them all, even if we should fail your old testicles cannot last much longer. Do not doubt our victory for a second. Not even your god can prevent it
I see that you place much faith in your officers. Would that you placed the same faith in the Almighty! For with God, all things are possible. But I have had many encounters with skeptics. Many women have expressed the same doubts that you have. Yet they lose all trace of doubt once I meet with them in my private quarters, for there they are filled with the Holy Spirit.
The volcel police are en route to the Vatican
Volcel Police v Pontifical Swiss Guard, fight of the century
:geordi-no: taking down the Catholic church for the disgusting amount of wealth they hoard
:geordi-yes: taking down the Catholic church because the pope is being horny online
We can all feel safe knowing: no-one is above horny law.
My child, while I respect your commitment to abstinence, I would ask that you understand the great multitude of my brothers and sisters here in Rome who have sought desperately, with every means imaginable, to keep me from expressing my admiration for these wonderful ladies. You are merely the latest of many to attempt such an endeavour. With all due respect, I believe that you may find that I am "out of your league."
You are but a man, and an old one at that. Time is the greatest volcel officer of them all, even if we should fail your old testicles cannot last much longer. Do not doubt our victory for a second. Not even your god can prevent it
I see that you place much faith in your officers. Would that you placed the same faith in the Almighty! For with God, all things are possible. But I have had many encounters with skeptics. Many women have expressed the same doubts that you have. Yet they lose all trace of doubt once I meet with them in my private quarters, for there they are filled with the Holy Spirit.
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The volcel police never come at all please do not slander our brave officers