Watching Indiana Jones right now, and Marians comments like "I was just a child" and Jones' falling out with her father seem to indicate that Jones fondled a child in the story. Which... uh. What the hell? It's not even like a big part of the plot, it's just thrown in
First blood was in 82.
How about this? Instead of First Blood is First Bud, and it’s about the first time a veteran comes home and smokes weed.
Nah, fuck that, the first Rambo movie is great and shouldn't be fucked with. The guy is just passing by when the pigs assault him for no reason so he kills the shit out of them, it's amazing. The only downside is he tries to get rid of them without killing anyone, but realistically it makes perfect sense the guy would try to just disengage instead of throwing his life away just to kill a couple of pigs.