Ranking street performers in order of hotness:

• Musician: 1/10, enough said.

• Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.

• Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn't have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can't respect someone like that.

• Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there's always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they're a package deal.

• Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I'm turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.

yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse

The most attractive woman I've ever dated had a side gig as a birthday clown. I never actually saw her in her outfit but she made me balloon animals a few times.

as far as i'm concerned, anyone who would fuck me is a clown

i mean if anyone decided to fuck me they've already answered yes to this question so i might as well return the favor

Been there, done that, got the squeaky nose. They're just theatre kids. Admittedly this was more "Cirque du Solei" than "Birthday party"

Wouldn't fuck anyone

Now I'm imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long string of handkerchiefs out of it, or she's like "watch out I'm a squirter" and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer

I guess. I mean, probably, yeah.

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"Horniness is uncool"

Only in the outfit. I want to honk his nose when he cums.

this is entrapment

Yeah. Several years back, I practiced salsa with a lady that did some clowning on the side and some streams got crossed. So like my usual hipster self, I was early on these sorts of trends.

I asked my friend because we were talking on the phone as i came across this thread and he said no

disappointed in him smh