I am a farmer.... Last spring I thought you really intended to do something for this country, Mr. Biden. Now I have given it all up. Henceforward I am swearing eternal vengeance on the financial barons and will do every single thing I can to bring about communism.
Getting my own place/getting laid would be pretty nice I guess.
Start lifting weights to prepare for the eventual societal collapse.
Don't make resolutions, decide on a theme for the year, like healthier eating, more physical activity, whatever your hobby is, etc
resolutions, hard set goals, are really hard to keep and can actually demotivate you from what I hear, and have experienced
so for me, it's gonna be "be healthier than last year" so I'll be trying to do my best to do that :)
Lose weight.
Do lsd.
Be less of a cynical asshole who thinks everyone hates him.
Get therapy for issues I finally understand thanks to Shrooms. (see the one above)