"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"

"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"

"Hottest August on record"

"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"

"Stock market reaches record levels"

"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"

"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"

Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.

  • SaberTail [any]
    ·
    4 years ago

    "Dow Jones experiences worst single day drop in history"

    "McConnell says Senate will not confirm any replacement for Breyer"

    "USA struggles to vaccinate population"

    "10th state passes legislation mirroring California's Prop 22"

    "China's war on billionaires"

    "More Americans have been evicted in the last 3 months than in the past 15 years"

    • Not_irony [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      4 years ago

      “USA struggles to vaccinate population”

      "How the anti-vaccination movement went mainstream" as the manufacturing consent angle. It won't be Bidens/America's fault they fucked it up

      • comi [he/him]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Is Russia behind anti-vaccine movement? - our panel of experts tonight

        You just wait.

        • Not_irony [he/him]
          hexagon
          ·
          4 years ago

          excited to see which official bad guy gets top billing

      • PlantsRcoolToo [any]
        ·
        4 years ago

        This 100%. Going forward any problems with the vaccine roleout will be framed as antivacc people causing it, no matter how bad biden fucks it up