Stormed off after scolding the cashier for “supporting Uighur genocide” after they wouldn’t help him find one made in Taiwan

Are the liberals ok? Are they flooding the streets after reddit took their apps away? This behavior used to be confined to terminally online losers

    • GaveUp [love/loves]
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      1 year ago

      Yea it's super jarring the first time. Mine was at brunch with 4 others and they made fun of me because I had a Xiaomi phone and one said "You must like SpyOS eh?" 💀

      • Wheaties [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        You can choose a phone that spies on you for an agency on another continent, an ocean away; or a phone that spies for an agency with direct jurisdiction where you live. :edgeworth-shrug:

        i mean, that'd be a snappy reply, but really the spying comes down to the cell towers you're pinging, not the make or model of phone.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Ask them if they’ve tried suing the state department for unpaid labor

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        My reply to this was "I'm a true centrist, I give both sides a crack at my personal info."

      • Frogmanfromlake [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        I'm very thankful I don't live in a NATO country where this shit seems to be extremely prevalent. Most of our phones are bootlegs to begin with lol

        • GaveUp [love/loves]
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          1 year ago

          It's not NATO/West, just USA and a tiny bit Canada

          Americans straight up talk shit, Canadians I can tell kinda look disappointed/down on me, and Europeans will be like "hell yea I loved my OnePlus/Huawei phone, it was amazing"

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      When a grillman on the bus was so mad that the bus was late when he got on that he out loud declared that the bus should be further privatized to "straighten things out" it seemed like a fictional moment even as it happened in front of me.

          • VILenin [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            Yeah, American prisons are famous for their luxury accommodations and gourmet meals. Just yesterday I murdered eleventy billion precious white children just so I could stay at the five star prison for a while.

            Unfortunately the court only sentenced me to 10 minutes in prison because the judges and DAs love criminals like me and refuse to enforce the law, which is why America has the lowest incarceration rate in the world.

        • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          Try the "who's going to pay for it smuglord ?" Argument. Really throws them for a loop.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I would doubt my own reality and retreat in to the belief that i'm part of some bad podcasts comedy bit.

    • boiledfrog [he/him, undecided]
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      1 year ago

      It feels so fucking weird when your average boomer uncle starts repeating the most online bullshit ever, it's pretty scary tbh.