redthebaron [he/him] to main • 4 years agojello might be a bit of a lib nowadays sometimes, but i enjoy him dunking on dad kennedys a lotimagemessage-square46 fedilinkarrow-up1200
arrow-up1200imagejello might be a bit of a lib nowadays sometimes, but i enjoy him dunking on dad kennedys a lotredthebaron [he/him] to main • 4 years agomessage-square46 Commentsfedilink
minus-squaredolphinhuffer [comrade/them]hexbear21·4 years agoDad Band Alignment Chart Zepplin/Blues/Doom Rock : The generalist. Safe pick with a good chance of being actually good. Classic 4-chord Punk : Chaos pick. Guys working four restaurant jobs to support their special needs kid and guys with ankle bracelets both go here. Jazz-adjacent : Most likely to be able to read music. Also the most likely to be foisting music on kids who don't want it. Garage Rock : Usually fine if not divorced, otherwise much less so. Folk/Country : Neutral good if proletariat, chaotic evil if bourgeoisie. 80s Synth Stuff : Lawful evil. The specifics of his collectibles & memorabilia will reveal if one ought to fear for those around him. link
minus-squaredolphinhuffer [comrade/them]hexbear10·4 years agoI neglected to include metal and butt rock as they are the true neutral of dad bands. link
minus-squaredolphinhuffer [comrade/them]hexbear11·4 years ago<Arrive at top of cliff in Ford F-250 unable to stop thinking about second mortgage or the babysitter your wife almost found out about> <Turn on radio> THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US link
minus-square420sixtynine [any,comrade/them]hexbear3·4 years agoHey my dad was into grunge! I grew up on like Toad the Wet Sprocket and the Presidents of the United States link
minus-squareredthebaron [he/him]hexagonhexbear6·4 years agomy dad is more of a hip hop dad i remember him taking me to highschool 6am listening old early hip hop really loud with me link
minus-squaredolphinhuffer [comrade/them]hexbear5·edit-24 years agoHip hop and acoustic acts are exempted from my Borgesposting because even when they feature dads they cannot be Dad Bands. link
minus-squareredthebaron [he/him]hexagonhexbear4·4 years agohe probably fits on the jazz adjacents with this exemption, the other thing he enjoys a lot is mpb which is short for brazilian popular music, and he did play the trumpet when he was younger so he can still read music link
Dad Band Alignment Chart
Zepplin/Blues/Doom Rock : The generalist. Safe pick with a good chance of being actually good.
Classic 4-chord Punk : Chaos pick. Guys working four restaurant jobs to support their special needs kid and guys with ankle bracelets both go here.
Jazz-adjacent : Most likely to be able to read music. Also the most likely to be foisting music on kids who don't want it.
Garage Rock : Usually fine if not divorced, otherwise much less so.
Folk/Country : Neutral good if proletariat, chaotic evil if bourgeoisie.
80s Synth Stuff : Lawful evil. The specifics of his collectibles & memorabilia will reveal if one ought to fear for those around him.
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I neglected to include metal and butt rock as they are the true neutral of dad bands.
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<Arrive at top of cliff in Ford F-250 unable to stop thinking about second mortgage or the babysitter your wife almost found out about>
<Turn on radio>
THEY SAY THAT A HERO WILL SAVE US
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Hey my dad was into grunge! I grew up on like Toad the Wet Sprocket and the Presidents of the United States
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my dad is more of a hip hop dad i remember him taking me to highschool 6am listening old early hip hop really loud with me
Hip hop and acoustic acts are exempted from my Borgesposting because even when they feature dads they cannot be Dad Bands.
he probably fits on the jazz adjacents with this exemption, the other thing he enjoys a lot is mpb which is short for brazilian popular music, and he did play the trumpet when he was younger so he can still read music