tp tossing is definitely up there
also, him asking a seven year old if she still believes in Santa Claus
That picture is hilarious. I'm losing my shit over the fact that he has a name tag with his role so he doesn't forget who he is.
“I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
Trump is objectively the most American president of all time, in the worst and funniest ways possible. He's the McDonalds president.
"I CONCEDE NOTHING" was my personal favourite tweet, despite the existence of 'cofveve' and 'hamberder' which while hilarious, have been watered down thanks to the media's incoherent rage.
I also enjoy the consistently funny gag about the best quote about the media's coverage of Trump "Today was the day Donald trump finally became president".
The out of context stuff about the aircraft carrier catapults was really funny.
“I really need this information, because you know we’re building carriers, we’re building one, they’re using an electric catapult and an electric elevator,” Mr Trump said, in reference to the Gerald R Ford, an aircraft carrier being built for the Navy.
“Number one I can’t imagine in the case of battle, it must be very delicate, OK? And you know steam’s only worked for about 65 years perfectly.
Also the "Tim Apple" thing took me by surprise and had me crylaughing at his baby brain
Funniest was trump flipping on Guiado and calling him the "Beto o Rourke of Venezuela" :chavez-guns:
I still think about, tim apple and my dad gives good (great) brain
