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    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      This is the "hire 14 year old off deviant art to do your rebrand with the promise of a $60 steam gift card" level

  • Pastaguini [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    King Soopers here in Colorado has the exact same branding. Same owner?

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Ingles in the Tri-state/Piedmont of NC/TN/SC. Basically the only grocery here. To the point that any others either go out of business or have localized rebrands to be super bougie.

        Not that they're good or anything. They treat their workers like shit and are a generally terrible place to shop.

        There are 7 Ingles of equal size to the one in the wiki photo within 5 miles of me.

          • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Oh, I thought you meant like literally owned by Kroger. And Ingles didn't really expand out of the tri-state until the founder died 9 years ago, so it was kinda this weird local phenomenon. You'd go from literally no Ingles in one town to only Ingles for 100 miles. Like a little grocery/real estate empire.

            I like to think of the Ingles family as the natural extension of the Vanderbilt's. One monopolized railroads, the other monopolized food.

              • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                Oh I'm agreeing with you. I've been trying to get the Ingles workers here to unionize for a long ass time. It's mostly old people and children working there so it's kinda hard. They still only pay $8/hr max with $0.25/year raises after 2 years.

                If I could, I'd burn their shitty Monopoly to the ground and rejoice in the co-ops that would spring forth from its putrifying corpse.

  • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    why🐝 are there so many 🐝 fucking🐝 bees?

    🐝 are you 🐝trying to sell 🐝anaphylaxis🐝!🐝?

  • secretspecter [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    The commercial is obnoxious as fuck too. They dance around to Get Low by Lil Jon. My mom loves it—although it hasn't changed her grocery habits I think she might just like the song 'cause it's a bop. It probably would not bother me except I worked at a Kroger company store once and they were mean to me so fuck 'em!

  • dom [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I always read "Fresh" as "Flesh" in these ads.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Flesh for everyone

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  • OliveGarden [it/its]
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    4 years ago

    why go to some shit supermarkety when you could eat aT FUCKING OLVIE GARDEN?? PLEASE THEY'RE PAYING ME ON COMMISSION IDEK HOW THATS SUPPOSED TO WORK

  • Poetjustice [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The only advantage to this ad is that it lacks the creepy uncanny valley shit of the grubhub ads