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minus-squareChapoBapo [he/him]hexbear54·4 years agoIf you have over a billion dollars you cannot be "harassed" - that word cannot be applied to you. link
minus-squareWoly [any]hexbear21·4 years agoWhat about if like, three seagulls attacked you at the beach but you weren't even holding ice cream or anything link
minus-squareCarlTheRedditor [he/him]hexbear12·edit-24 years ago"Mr. Deff Nezos, fictional person, and the remnants of his security team, who were holed up with him in his residence, suffered from constant harassment by armed guerrilla forces until their eventual surrender." link
If you have over a billion dollars you cannot be "harassed" - that word cannot be applied to you.
What about if like, three seagulls attacked you at the beach but you weren't even holding ice cream or anything
Then those seagulls know what's up.
I'll eat anything. Including the rich.
"Mr. Deff Nezos, fictional person, and the remnants of his security team, who were holed up with him in his residence, suffered from constant harassment by armed guerrilla forces until their eventual surrender."