The Democrats (@TheDemocrats)

.@POTUS will build on the $600 down payment provided by Congress last year, sending an additional $1,400 to households across America, totaling direct payments to $2,000 per person.

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    4 years ago

    Dem ad

    "Hi, I'm Mike Neolib and I'm running for Congress for a better Oregon. After college I went to work as an efficacy expert at EvilCorp. I have a proven record in getting things done. Done fast and done right - oops - I mean done correctly. Let's not give the republicans a soundbite! I want Oregonians to succeed*..."

    At the end of the ad...

    I want Oregonians to succeed is an explicit reference to the top 10% income earners who have proven themselves to be hard workin' Americans.

    GOP ad

    "How ya'll doin'? Ordinar'ly - you don't hear 'ya'll' in Oregon. But I'm Joseph Racist IV and I'm a real Southern boy by way of my momma from 'Baba. Demoncrat Joe Neolib wants to take away your guns, take away your Jesus, and force your womenfolk to have abortions. Even if they ain't pregnant! And he wants to help Wall Street screw ya! But I'm Joseph 'White Power' Racist IV - Yeah, I said it(!) - and I'm gonna make it so's you can have more guns, more Jesus and stop abortions even in cases of rape and incest. I can't say 'with my gun' cuz that's against the law. Oops. And look at my pickup. And my guns. And my proud Con'fed'rit flag. And look at my trucker cap - see? I'm onea yuuu..."

    The reality is that Mike Neolib went to a second tier college in Oregon and Joseph Racist IV got his BA, masters, and PhD at the Center for Scientific Racism at Harvard. Racist actually has a naturally faint accent. But it's Yankee. Racist's mother and her entire family is actually from Maine. But Neolib is branded as the elite and Racist is the folk hero.

    Racist wins in a landslide.