Remembering how he declared victory in Iowa even though Bernie had gotten more votes after the company his campaign was coordinating with, Shadow, Inc., deliberately muddled the count on election night to steal the momentum from the Bernie campaign.
First openly gay cabinet secretary y'all!
He's already announced his "100 Days, 100 Overpasses Cleared of Homeless People" campaign.
🐀 maybe he can use his digging and exploration powers to build more subway systems
Except mayo ratboy will prefer to use this abilities to build hyper loops for the elongated muskrat
Pothole pete is a good phrase, hold on to it for his inevitable next presidential run
How will liberals spin that as homophobic though? "Pothole is actually an offensive euphemism for a gay man's asshole, you see..."
is transportation as much of a joke position in the us as it is in europe?
American here: in the US, the department of transportation handles the design of things like the boxes 20-piece McNuggets come in, the wrapper of Wendy's Dave's Triple, and those greasy bags at Five Guys.
I hate Pete. I hate him, and I wish that he would develop a terminal illness and die, but because god is deeply cruel, we will have to endure this fucking rodent, and every time somebody tries to make a point about how conniving and untrustworthy he is, it will be called homophobia by libshits, and that's the narrative the media will saddle the left with.
the first unholy amalgam he will create: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/4c/2a/8a4c2acdf8988ae73199d35fd50d5b16.jpg
