they legally have to let you vote. don't give up

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hey have they tracked down the people from that old folks home in the virtual CD-3 satellite caucus to record the actual tally yet? Worried that Mayo Pete might slip away with a couple extra SDE's when this is all said and done. Inscrutable caucus math makes it hard to tell what's going on here, but 3 out of 5 Iowa caucus experts claim that some errors were made in V-CD-3 satellite caucus 2 as well as Clinton county precincts 11-3 and 75-8. After running through some statistical analysis, there seems to be widespread tabulation errors in favor of Peter with up to four sigma significance. If you are still caucusing in Iowa tonight, make sure you report any suspicious tabulation and coin tosses. And don't leave until it's done, as OP said, they have to let you vote if you showed up on time. I realize this has been going on for about a year now, but this is the last off ramp from a fascist future, and we can not afford to waste it.

    I know it's only going to represent a difference of two delegates at the national convention, but we need to fight for every delegate if we're going to get Bernie in the white house. We already knocked out Biden, our biggest threat. Now we just gotta knock Mayo Pete out of this too. Just one last push, and we'll move onto the New Hampshire primary!

    • Sankara [he/him,any]
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      4 years ago

      I could've easily lived my life without experiencing the words SDE and satellite causus again. I became an expert on SDE delegate calculations last year. Your whole comment is giving me PTSD

      • cosecantphi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Well luckily, there will never be an Iowa caucus again after that fuck up. Not that I am going to pay attention to a Democratic party primary ever again.

        Btw, Bernie totally fucking got more votes than Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Iowa caucus. There's a reason the actual vote totals were never public until last year.

        • Sankara [he/him,any]
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          4 years ago

          It's all fake and rigged, I still believe that there is no way in hell that Mayor fucking Pete had this much actual enthusiasm and ground support lol. I was assigned to some type of observer team last year in my local Bernie office and we had contact with people in the Bernie teams in Iowa, and the amount of reports of obvious fraud and mishandling of caucus rules was incredible. It's a broken system that fits a broken country.