they legally have to let you vote. don't give up
Hey have they tracked down the people from that old folks home in the virtual CD-3 satellite caucus to record the actual tally yet? Worried that Mayo Pete might slip away with a couple extra SDE's when this is all said and done. Inscrutable caucus math makes it hard to tell what's going on here, but 3 out of 5 Iowa caucus experts claim that some errors were made in V-CD-3 satellite caucus 2 as well as Clinton county precincts 11-3 and 75-8. After running through some statistical analysis, there seems to be widespread tabulation errors in favor of Peter with up to four sigma significance. If you are still caucusing in Iowa tonight, make sure you report any suspicious tabulation and coin tosses. And don't leave until it's done, as OP said, they have to let you vote if you showed up on time. I realize this has been going on for about a year now, but this is the last off ramp from a fascist future, and we can not afford to waste it.
I know it's only going to represent a difference of two delegates at the national convention, but we need to fight for every delegate if we're going to get Bernie in the white house. We already knocked out Biden, our biggest threat. Now we just gotta knock Mayo Pete out of this too. Just one last push, and we'll move onto the New Hampshire primary!
I could've easily lived my life without experiencing the words SDE and satellite causus again. I became an expert on SDE delegate calculations last year. Your whole comment is giving me PTSD
Well luckily, there will never be an Iowa caucus again after that fuck up. Not that I am going to pay attention to a Democratic party primary ever again.
Btw, Bernie totally fucking got more votes than Hillary Clinton in the 2016 Iowa caucus. There's a reason the actual vote totals were never public until last year.
It's all fake and rigged, I still believe that there is no way in hell that Mayor fucking Pete had this much actual enthusiasm and ground support lol. I was assigned to some type of observer team last year in my local Bernie office and we had contact with people in the Bernie teams in Iowa, and the amount of reports of obvious fraud and mishandling of caucus rules was incredible. It's a broken system that fits a broken country.
Is there a limit to the amount of time you’re allowed to take to vote? Theoretically if you brought enough food/water and weren’t afraid to shit and piss in the voting booth the election would never be over
It's like the perfect recipe for a coup if you wait like a year in line
Reminds me of that photo from November of a person in a voting booth with their pants visibly around their ankles
If you just keep waiting in line, you get to stack your votes when you finally vote. I've been waiting in this line for 10 years, got so many votes stacked up. If we all did this, relatively few of us could vote in communism.
I have been in line for around three months. I can only access this site in brief intervals when the old cell tower is fixed by its employees who aren’t supposed to leave the voting line. All other forms of communication are broken, and a simple text message can overload the tower. We can only use it once a day, and only now has it been my turn. Please rescue us, the guys who handed everyone granola bars when we first got in line stopped coming over for some reason, and our makeshift tents made of the discarded campaign signs at the entrance are falling apart.
I think it's a post from a year ago that got stuck in a timewarp
FORTY FIVE YEARS LATER, THE LAST VOTER FINALLY CASTS THEIR BALLOT
Forty-five years after the collapse of liberal democracy in America, one man never gave up the dream. Because he did not know the dream was dead. At a remote polling place in the wilds of Iowa in the year 2028, ten people were waiting in line to cast their votes: would they vote to give President Carlson a second term, or for the up-and-coming AOC? But at 10 pm their polling place suddenly went dark and silent. The would-be voters turned to their phones and found they had no service. Some members tried to get wifi from a nearby Starbucks to no avail. None of them knew what was happening, but they all knew that so long as they waited in line they would get to cast their vote and participate in the dream of the Founders. Yet, as the sun rose the next day, none of them knew that democracy was dead, seized in a hail of bullets and a torrent of blood by Dick Cheney in a mech-suit. With the phone lines down and the internet banned by Furher Cheney, the voters never learned this. Instead they waited. And waited. And waited. The town began to organize food drives. When the snows came they constructed temporary shelters around them, built bathroom facilities nearby to service them.
But none of the townsfolk had the heart to tell these heroes what became of their country. So long as the voters waited, it was as if the old America still stood, it's proud dream intact.
The years crept by slowly. One by one the voters died of old age or disease, and all those behind them would finally move up in the queue. Until this year, when revolutionary forces swept through Iowa to defeat the tyranny of the Old Ones who Cheney unleashed upon the world. Finally with some semblance of political order restored, party functionaries dug up old memorabilia from the time before and posed as poll workers, here at last to take the vote from the last living voter.
So who won the 2028 election? With the one and only vote, Tucker Carlson. When asked why he voted for Carlson, 124 year old Jans Orman cited fears of immigrants and antifa.
When asked for comments local party leaders, busy trying to reestablish large scale agriculture in the region, called the whole affair a "fucking waste of time."
